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I still need to post a few more things from Berlin and a few on Copenhagen…I’m so behind on my tumblr!!! But it’s all good cuz I am now in Amsterdam :) I AM A SPACE CAKE. 

Note: I’m freaked out that I’ll be high at the Anne Frank House and panic. Help meeee.    

I usually respond with, “What do you mean?” 

I do not work. I travel instead. (please see my facebook profile, I just updated my work section so it’s legit, okay!). 

HAPPINESS!!! 

Oh what do you do? Oh you work and have a job? Sucks for you. Just kidding (Well, not really). 

Highlights from Elle’s first 24hrs in Munich, Germany.

• A crowd of Australian boys just stared and smiled at me when I first got to the hostel…I walked in and quickly out of a bathroom labeled “herren.” Sometimes my educated guessing skills are not so great.

• First day of Oktoberfest! There are many Aussies dressed up in disguise just like all the Germans in shorts and lederhosen…the women are big boned…PROST!…met some nice guys from Spain and Mexico…there are also many different types of sausages (mmMMm hehehe), a kind german couple guided us into a beer tent because they knew the vendor (they were all full by the time we got there), lots of sunshine as if it were summer (but it’s raining today), thanks to the lady who refilled my hugeantic beer stein when I was sitting on the ground drinking like a hobo, chocolate covered strawberries on a stick are so delish, whole chickens to soak up the beer, german legs, german boobies, why does it smell like shit? Oh because there’s horse shit everywhere on the ground.   

• A german man in his 40s came up me to me during my late night stroll to go get a last drink and asked in perfect English “Can I lick you?” I thought he was asking me for directions and have him a look of confusion. He then asked me again “Can I lick you? He gave up on me and turned to my friend Corinne and asked her instead “Can I lick you?” 

• Late night pondering…where did he want to lick me? 

• Thank you to the Estonians for the vodka and great company at the bar last night AND offering me to take me to the alps in Austria if I woke up at 4am today at your hotel. hahhahaha TERVISEKS! 

• Late night pondering in bed at the top bunk of a dirty hostel without internet but with music, my lullabies…I miss YOU.